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Obama on cliff deal: 'I actually still think we can get it done'
Fri Dec 21, 2012
Once again, Fiesty the Red Head Socialist spews her red paid and bought first posted agenda anti American propaganda to the easily converted sheep.. It's another sad day for America and those who have died to enable this derelict and dysfunctional liberal uneducated 'please gimme hand-me-outs' anoth …
Congrats, same-sex spouses: Here's your tax bill
Fri Dec 21, 2012
Oh freakin' Boo @!$%#'n Hoo, Welcome to the life of middle class America where the majority pay for the 'Boo freaking hoo how dare they regulate my lifestyle' Middle class. Time to pay your fair share for 'freedom of choice'. Whoops, didn't count on that, did you?
America's 'Pacific president'? Obama opens first post-election trip with visit to Thailand
Sun Nov 18, 2012
Of course! Because the President has absolutely nothing important to do on the home front, does he? Boost ties with fast growing regions? As if to improve their economies? Of course! Because the economy of the US is nothing which needs to be improved, is it? 4 more years of this to come. Yay?
New York Marathon canceled, Bloomberg says
Fri Nov 2, 2012
Boo hoo, boo hoo, how dare life go on for anybody while I wait here for the govt to help me all the while I do nothing but feel sorry for myself and do absolutely nothing for myself. Wake up NY, you have just experienced what many other parts of the country go through time and time again. Don't worr …
First Thoughts: Battleground blitz
Wed Oct 24, 2012
Backhouse WARNING to Women of America: The Romney way is to get elected first - then govern as he pleases. Kinda like hopey changey followed by executive order?
US officials: Benghazi emails reveal little new about attack response
Tue Oct 23, 2012
President Bush was in a classroom with schoolchildren with whom he wrapped up his engagement skillfully without alarming the children, as any capable parent would do. Then he went about his elected job and addressed the terrorist attack. He sure as hell didn't do as Obama did. He didn't hit some ree …
Unemployment rate falls to 7.8% as economy creates 114,000 jobs
Fri Oct 5, 2012
Right on cue, liberal media comes out for Obama. You can candy coat dog poop but it still stinks. I'll believe the numbers when they approach millions of jobs created, anything less is just a fluctuation.
Energized Obama tries to rebound after Wednesday's debate
Thu Oct 4, 2012
You know, all this talk today about Obama being unprepared because he has important things to do, such as being POTUS is hilarious. I'm just thinking, what else could prepare you more for a debate than actually being president for nearly four years. It's what you do. It's your full time job to be in …
Pa. student who wore Romney shirt: Teacher 'told me to get out of the classroom'
Thu Oct 4, 2012
Mike, in case you don't realize, the girl's right to be in that classroom and receive an education was bought and paid for by her parents taxes. She was entirely in the right to stand up to that idiot teacher and refuse to leave. Going directly to the principal would probably have done no good. It w …
Week-old giant panda cub born at the National Zoo dies
Sun Sep 23, 2012
Very sad news. I remember the birth at the San Diego zoo in recent years. These cubs are so precious and fun to watch. Hope the pandas multiply and continue to live as life intendeds. Perhaps some of the US's taxpayer dollars can help in some way! Pandas are so beautiful and deserve all we as a soci …
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